Many of you know, I am having feet issues. They are bad right now and I even had to call in sick for my last trip, but they will get better sooner or later. The feet issues are a result of my walk changing over the years-pelvis twisted, etc. The orthopedic surgeon (nameless quack) was of the opinion that the only thing to do was break them both, re-build them and start over-again what a quack.
Another friend of mind suggested losing 15 pounds and then I wouldn't have any more foot problems. So if my friend loses 15 pounds, does that mean that her back problems will go away. Or I have another friend who has bad knee problems, if she loses 15 pounds, does that mean she will no longer need a knee operation.
People can be so cruel when you are overweight. It starts when you are young, continues through middle ages and onto being a senior. If I can accept the weight and live with myself, then why can't you.
So for my Miracle worker friend-here is the Guide to Calorie Burning. Maybe she can use this to lose 15 pounds, so her back will stop hurting.
Beating around the bush 75
Jumping to Conclusions 100
Climbing the walls 150
Swallowing your pride 50
Passing the buck 25
Throwing your weight around
(depending on your weight) 50-300
Dragging your heels 100
Pushing your luck 250
Making mountains of molehills 500
Hitting the nail on the head 50
Wading through paperwork 300
Bending over backwards 75
Jumping on the bandwagon 25
Balancing the books 25
Running around in circles 350
Eating crow 225
Climbing the ladder of success 750
Pulling out the stops 75
Adding fuel to the fire 150
Wrapping it up at the day's end 12
Today's cookbooks: For kids of all ages, but mostly little kids, just learning about cooking. If you are interested in any of these, please send me an email to crazyvalbrown@yahoo.com or go to my amazon.com account-one of a kind cookbooks. If the sale is going directly through me, please use paypal with the above email account. I use media mail for shipping, which takes up to 9 days. Books are heavy and this makes postal rates cheaper.
Be a pig for a day, no worries in the world, no Angry Birds trying to knock you down. The kitchen is your pigpen and life's good! So go ahead, crack an egg or two and fling your awesome self to new levels of egg-cellence with these easy and fuss-free (for the most part) recipes, addictively fun activities and impressive party moves. From the classics to off the wall, these top-secret egg recipes will fill your tummy and tickle your brain! New-$4.99 plus $3.99 shipping & handling.
The only kid's party book you'll ever need. It is the ultimate guide to throwing fantatic and memorable kid's birthday parties. Brimming with original ideas, this book also provides pratical and helpful tips for making the day a success. Used-$6.99 plus $3.99 shipping & handling.
In 1988, Paul Newman and A.E. Hotchner established the first Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children with cancerand other life-threatening diseases, using the profits from their food company, Newman's Own, Today, over 7,000 children attend the camp each year.
The spirit of sharing and good times fills The Hole in the Wall Gang Cookbook. Letters and poems from the campers, candid photographs and a preface from Paul Newman make using the book a treat. So tie on an apron, roll up your sleeves and get ready for some good eating. New-$17.95 plus $3.99 shipping & handling.
With over 127 pages and photographs of cooking for kids. Get those little motors revved up with great tasting fun foods. You've go to provide enough fuel for the day, so make breakfast a high-octane meal. When your kids' tummies start grumbling and it's not quite mealtime, try some of the snacks offered to bridge the gap between meals. Midday Munchies-Lunchtime doesn't have to be a battle. With fun recipes like chili dogs, monster sandwiches and Chunky Joes, it's easy to make midday meals fun for everyone. This is a used book, and the first inside cover page was ripped, but otherwise in new condition-$4.99 plus $3.99 shipping & handling.
Kid's Cooking, A Very Slightly Messy Manual is a cookbook for kids and their grown-up assistants. 45 savory samples of kid-do-able kitchen crafts and cuisine, including: Giant Soap Bubbles, Frozen Bananoids, Not-So-Sloppy Joes, and Buried Treasure Muffins. This has a hardback cover, similar to what you give very young kids that can be wiped off later, without damaging the book. This is used and considered a collector's item in the kids cookbook world-$29.99 plus $3.99 shipping & handling.
Happy Cooking!
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